Thursday, April 9, 2009

Warning:please stand out of arm range. to aviod decapitation

so here's how it all went down.....

ME:(walking around room and spots cell phone under a plastic bag) hmmm. 7 text messages? i only lost this like yesterday!
(scrolls through messages and the last one says):
Mark
Who's Matt? lol :)


O.O oh. my. god. (imagines a hint of good-humored jealosy from him when i read it lol)
Me
:) lol why are you asking who Matt is?
(twitch)

Mark

I got an email about him from your friends lol. :)
9:45pm

(starts to have a panic attack+ is unbeliveably furious) WHAT?! NO!
Me

...my friends emailed you?

Mark
Yep. no big deal!
9:47pm

oh. my. GOD! i am going to KILL them! (freaks out)

Me
ok. what did they say other than something about M.? (he's one of my friends from V to the A btw)

Mark
they just said i have competition :) i knew they were joking :)
9:50pm

crap. thats just fantastic. great. and what is that supposed to mean? there's a MILLION different ways that could be taken!
(thinks) and since i'm not there, i can't really read his REAL reaction. great.
just great.
Me
lol ok. they're a little mentally unstable. just warning you.

Mark
Haha lol! that made me laugh really hard and now my parents are looking at me! :)
9:52 pm

lol! why is he around his parents at 10 o'clock though? lol
Me
:) LOL i'll talk to them about their behavior tomorrow. when did they email you btw?

Mark
like a week ago. no big deal at all!
9:54pm

YEAH IT KINDA IS A BIG DEAL! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY ISSUES THEY HAVE WITH YOU!
Me
lol ok. well i guess i'll let you go to bed or whatever then :)

Mark
ok! night! :)

Me
night!
............................................
by the end of the convo i was so annoyed/freaked out that i had a major headache.
and my brain was like
oh my god! oh my god! no! he's gonna figure it out! crap! ugh! oh no oh no oh n-PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER! there is a way to solve all of this. kill the person who sent the email!
but that won't solve anything!
shut up!
CAN WE GET BACK TO PANICKING NOW?!
OH NO OH NO OH NO!


then today i found out that anna and bethany were the ones who sent to email (SHOCKER!) and then anna had the nerve to ask why i always target her!
i also found out that clara and veronica had been emailing him too! they thought they should just email him and make small talk. i ought to kill all of them. the only ones not participating in a "ruin my life" fest were melissa and alley. but they KNEW ABOUT IT! GRRRR!
i think thats where i'm going to stop though because i need to figure out a way to fix this. ugh.

just because i don't kill you as soon as the threat leaves my mouth doesn't mean they are empty threats...
~helcar >:{

7 comments:

  1. wow that sux...i would DIE if they did that with justin...that's why i have in NO way mentioned them to him...especially since he's on facebook and so is anna, and if you put that together you get DISASTER!!! and your posts can be really confusing at times...lol, but don't change them. it shows who you are and what is actually going on up there...sry i didn't tell you about it, at the time i didn't think it was that big a deal, i probl would have told you if they had told me about the matt one. and i forgot about it by the time i got closer to you so i didn't really feel the need to brign it up...plus if you keep making such big dieals out of anything that has to do with mark, it just makes it easier and easier for every one to put it together that you like him.

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  2. lol i know i try to translate it and it normally ends up kinda fuzzy. its no big deal i guess. i can understand your reasons for not telling me. ugh. i just can't help it though. its kinda hard not to freak out.

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  3. you worship mark alot more than you give on! i think you have this hidden side that is unbelievably romantic, girly and gushy...lol

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  4. I DO NOT!...ok maybe i do. but is it really that obvious? ugh. but i know that part of me is there because sometimes little bits sneak out. i think that the good side of my head is hiding it and making it big and strong then some day its just gonna escape and go on a rampage that destroys half of my head!

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  5. see but the thing is, you've had no reason at all to mention him. for me, this all started becuase i was telling clara about what i did on the monday when i came back from NYLSC! and the first comment out of her mouth when i was talking about the people i met there was "OMG you have a boyfriend!"

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  6. ok,see, i don't get why whenever something has to do with a boy and girl it auto makes them a couple, unless it is fam....why can't you just be friends!?

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