Tuesday, February 16, 2010

A Very Merry Unbirthday TO: YELLA!

Fancy This! My first legit post of the new year (yes I know how pathetic that is, seeing as it is...um...the SIXTEENTH of February!) And that date that my interior monologue just mentioned also just happens to be a very special day! It is the day that my best home-slice Alley was born! So go here and tell her happy birthday! OR ELSE. I will hunt yoyu down and make scary teenager faces at you! Just kidding. But seriously, who doesn't like birthday wishes! I don't have any fancy pictures or anything like she had, but I can list 15 things about her! (Since shes a big 1-5)



1. She has a dog named Jack (who is significantly less cool than MY dog Rio)

2. She doesn't like frosting.

3....or pineapple.

4. Shes lactose intolerant or whatever and has some MAJOR issues with sugar and dairy.

5. She eats it anyways, then talks about how it's going to kill her.

6. She is NOT a hater of Bear Grylls

7. She definatly could be defined as a hater of Les Stroud (Survivorman)

8. Her brother is friends with a bunch of idiots.

9. She prefers Xbox over Playstation

10. She has to look at both sides of chips before she eats them. (Or at least with Doritos)

11. Her definition of "dirty" (like rooms and such) is pretty sad.-A few things on the floor is NOT dirty-

12. She'll eat really random things to see what they're like.

13. She ate bird millet last time she was at my house. (see number 12)

14. She's a lefty but she opens her locker with her right hand.

15. She's obtained the honor (or torture...depends on the viewpoint) of BFF status! (But that's old news)



So HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOME SLICE! The next one's a big one, so don't blow all of your birthday energy now!

You know what you could do as a birthday present to her (and me, incase you missed mine on the 7th) Is tell 3 people that you're following to follow her (and me) ! Since we BOTH love our followers (plus shes all about people reading her writing.) Remember to go HERE and inital HERE and sign THERE and FOLLOW...and tell her happy birthday :)

Bon Anniversaire Yella! (Thats happy birthday en francais)

-Helcar <:)% (the symbol is like a party horn if you use your imagination...a LOT...)

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Jeeze O-Pete

Is it love when you stick with something because even though it can make u nervous and frustrated and flat out pissed, it can also make you super happy and proud and amazed and a zillion other things, and you constantly want to work harder to be better considered love? Because if it is, then I may be in love with basketball. Someone help me. Before I lose my mind.