Warning:please stand out of arm range. to aviod decapitation

so here's how it all went down.....

ME:(walking around room and spots cell phone under a plastic bag) hmmm. 7 text messages? i only lost this like yesterday!
(scrolls through messages and the last one says):
Mark
Who's Matt? lol :)


O.O oh. my. god. (imagines a hint of good-humored jealosy from him when i read it lol)
Me
:) lol why are you asking who Matt is?
(twitch)

Mark

I got an email about him from your friends lol. :)
9:45pm

(starts to have a panic attack+ is unbeliveably furious) WHAT?! NO!
Me

...my friends emailed you?

Mark
Yep. no big deal!
9:47pm

oh. my. GOD! i am going to KILL them! (freaks out)

Me
ok. what did they say other than something about M.? (he's one of my friends from V to the A btw)

Mark
they just said i have competition :) i knew they were joking :)
9:50pm

crap. thats just fantastic. great. and what is that supposed to mean? there's a MILLION different ways that could be taken!
(thinks) and since i'm not there, i can't really read his REAL reaction. great.
just great.
Me
lol ok. they're a little mentally unstable. just warning you.

Mark
Haha lol! that made me laugh really hard and now my parents are looking at me! :)
9:52 pm

lol! why is he around his parents at 10 o'clock though? lol
Me
:) LOL i'll talk to them about their behavior tomorrow. when did they email you btw?

Mark
like a week ago. no big deal at all!
9:54pm

YEAH IT KINDA IS A BIG DEAL! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY ISSUES THEY HAVE WITH YOU!
Me
lol ok. well i guess i'll let you go to bed or whatever then :)

Mark
ok! night! :)

Me
night!
............................................
by the end of the convo i was so annoyed/freaked out that i had a major headache.
and my brain was like
oh my god! oh my god! no! he's gonna figure it out! crap! ugh! oh no oh no oh n-PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER! there is a way to solve all of this. kill the person who sent the email!
but that won't solve anything!
shut up!
CAN WE GET BACK TO PANICKING NOW?!
OH NO OH NO OH NO!

then today i found out that anna and bethany were the ones who sent to email (SHOCKER!) and then anna had the nerve to ask why i always target her!
i also found out that clara and veronica had been emailing him too! they thought they should just email him and make small talk. i ought to kill all of them. the only ones not participating in a "ruin my life" fest were melissa and alley. but they KNEW ABOUT IT! GRRRR!
i think thats where i'm going to stop though because i need to figure out a way to fix this. ugh.

just because i don't kill you as soon as the threat leaves my mouth doesn't mean they are empty threats...
~helcar >:{

oh no. oh no oh no oh no.

OMFG tomorrow when i get to school, someone is going to be SLAUGHTERED. i was just informed (aka i found my cell phone) that one of my friends E-MAILED MARK. i am SO annoyed right now that i have a headache. my guess is anna or bethany. they are the pushers and i might just have an stroke.

they better hope they aviod me tomorrow.
> helcar >:@