well, if you know the joke you'll get the title. not sure why i picked that title, but thats what im going to go with. SO....
today in gym, (before the teachers come in, i always talk to Bethany and Jenny because their squad is on the other side of the gym) i was talking Bethany and Jenny. i dont even remember what we were talking about! i think i was joking about something and bethany just randomly says... "you need a boyfriend."
WHAT?!
so i asked her why and she's just like "i dont know....you just do." ...thanks bethany. ROB(ed)L. so while we were slacking off instead of playing mat ball, we were trying to figure out people that i would go out with. lol it turns out that list is quite small. some people are ok, but the people that aren't "popular" or "semi popular" are all WEIRD in one way or another. (does this explain my social status? most likely. LOL im weird in more way than one.) and lots of the "popular" people are stupid jerks so whatev. and bethany was like "well...would you go out with mystery man a.k.a. the guy you like that you won't tell us about?" and then she gave me a look that was maybe supposed to be a normal look, but it kinda had a hint of "TELL ME WHO IT IS!" in it. i was like "yeah." (weird "no duh" look. but i guess some people wouldn't go out with the person they like for a few different reasons, which makes sense...). sorry bethany, but im not telling you. i just can't.
1.its kinda a bad idea
2.im not even sure i would even be able to choke it out and tell someone out loud. im better at telling secrets when i dont have to say them. not sure why.
it was just such a random comment. it was seriously out of the blue. like she interrupted my random babbling and just burst out with "you need a boyfriend". its honestly not something i expected to hear from her. i dont really have anything else to say right now because i need to do some math homework....bleck...but i just thought you should know.
feel free to comment. lol...
~helcar O.o
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Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Life as a food. lol
Well. i must say there's never a day without a weird convo with me and my homies. todays topic is......DRUMROLL!...
LIFE AS FOOD! lol so here is a list of foods that it would be cool (or not so cool) to be!
It has been agreed that the top food is: WATERMELON SEED.
why would it be cool to be one?
1.watermelon seeds get to swim forever without getting all wrinkly!
2. if you are a watermelon seed you don't have to go to school
3. even though you don't have to go to school, you get to see your friends all the time
4. (unless you're a white watermelon seed or just unlucky) you dont get eaten like you would if you were watermelon.
5. when people have seed spitting contests, its like getting shot out of a cannon!
why not?
1. if you are a white watermelon seed (unlikely, but hey!) you'rer gonna get eaten
2. if you get missed by a watermelon eater, you're gonna get bit, cracked, then have you and your bitter guts spit out
3. once people spit you out, you either get thrown away or trampled.
4. if you have a failure of a seed-spitter, you get to dribble down their chin in a pool of spit.
i think the pros are worth the risk of the cons.
now for a not so awesome food.
an ACTUAL WATERMELON
why would it be cool to be one?
1. you taste good.
2. you have pretty colors.
why not?
1. you're handicapped. if people don't take care of you, you die.
2. its like the witch with hansel and gretel, but there's no one to distract a hungry watermelon owner. when you get big and yummy looking, you die
3. when you die, it isn't peaceful. you get chopped open (most of the time into bits) then your insides get scooped out.
4. your babies (seeds) are like sea turtles. very few make it to adulthood. lol
ONWARDS!
i WAS going to blog about my evil mastermind (they aren't really evil or mastermind-like lol) plans. then i figured that i shouldn't try to explain things that i don't even have planned out myself. there are so many complications involved.
ITS LIKE A THURSDAY TODAY SINCE I HAVE FRIDAY OFF!! YIPPEE!
i think its time for a quick segment of...MENTAL. (lol do you get the joke in the title?)
last time on MENTAL our hero (or villan? or average kid?) was planning the death of a friend. today, she will be battling LOVE (or something similar).....
hmm. i'm finding out who a lot of people like lately...i wonder who clara likes? i wonder who anna likes? i wonder who melissa likes?
BC: blah blah blah pinnochio :D
...okkkkkaaayyyyy...
ALLEY: blah blah blah sattelite <3yes.>
ME: its a secret >:/
EVERYONE ELSE: TELLL MMEEEE! i promise i wont tell anyone!
ok. ok. hmm lets see. circles. how to lead them in circles.....ugh. why do they care so much?! too bad i can't just tell them. not with the lovely little hole i dug for myself by denying it...dang it.
ME: no. don't you understand the word S-E-C-R-E-T?
(slight mental spaz attack)
EVERYONE ELSE: fine...pooper.
yeah thats right. go away. go away and sulk because i'm not going to tell you! >:)
and that concludes this segment of MENTAL.
well, i think that's pretty much it. i'll keep you posted. (lol i'm punny!)
i wish I were a watermelon seed...
~helcar ;P
LIFE AS FOOD! lol so here is a list of foods that it would be cool (or not so cool) to be!
It has been agreed that the top food is: WATERMELON SEED.
why would it be cool to be one?
1.watermelon seeds get to swim forever without getting all wrinkly!
2. if you are a watermelon seed you don't have to go to school
3. even though you don't have to go to school, you get to see your friends all the time
4. (unless you're a white watermelon seed or just unlucky) you dont get eaten like you would if you were watermelon.
5. when people have seed spitting contests, its like getting shot out of a cannon!
why not?
1. if you are a white watermelon seed (unlikely, but hey!) you'rer gonna get eaten
2. if you get missed by a watermelon eater, you're gonna get bit, cracked, then have you and your bitter guts spit out
3. once people spit you out, you either get thrown away or trampled.
4. if you have a failure of a seed-spitter, you get to dribble down their chin in a pool of spit.
i think the pros are worth the risk of the cons.
now for a not so awesome food.
an ACTUAL WATERMELON
why would it be cool to be one?
1. you taste good.
2. you have pretty colors.
why not?
1. you're handicapped. if people don't take care of you, you die.
2. its like the witch with hansel and gretel, but there's no one to distract a hungry watermelon owner. when you get big and yummy looking, you die
3. when you die, it isn't peaceful. you get chopped open (most of the time into bits) then your insides get scooped out.
4. your babies (seeds) are like sea turtles. very few make it to adulthood. lol
ONWARDS!
i WAS going to blog about my evil mastermind (they aren't really evil or mastermind-like lol) plans. then i figured that i shouldn't try to explain things that i don't even have planned out myself. there are so many complications involved.
ITS LIKE A THURSDAY TODAY SINCE I HAVE FRIDAY OFF!! YIPPEE!
i think its time for a quick segment of...MENTAL. (lol do you get the joke in the title?)
last time on MENTAL our hero (or villan? or average kid?) was planning the death of a friend. today, she will be battling LOVE (or something similar).....
hmm. i'm finding out who a lot of people like lately...i wonder who clara likes? i wonder who anna likes? i wonder who melissa likes?
BC: blah blah blah pinnochio :D
...okkkkkaaayyyyy...
ALLEY: blah blah blah sattelite <3yes.>
ME: its a secret >:/
EVERYONE ELSE: TELLL MMEEEE! i promise i wont tell anyone!
ok. ok. hmm lets see. circles. how to lead them in circles.....ugh. why do they care so much?! too bad i can't just tell them. not with the lovely little hole i dug for myself by denying it...dang it.
ME: no. don't you understand the word S-E-C-R-E-T?
(slight mental spaz attack)
EVERYONE ELSE: fine...pooper.
yeah thats right. go away. go away and sulk because i'm not going to tell you! >:)
and that concludes this segment of MENTAL.
well, i think that's pretty much it. i'll keep you posted. (lol i'm punny!)
i wish I were a watermelon seed...
~helcar ;P
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