This is your face on stress.

This was my face when I didn't immediatly find my track sweatpants :





This was my face when I STILL didn't find them :[





This is my face as I am currently munching on Hot Tamales at 11:34 at night and distressedly trying to find my pants. >:(





This is my face at 11:36 as I rush upstairs with a flashlight to see if my pants are upstairs >O= :) (that thing is a lightbulb by the way)





This is my face as I come racing down the stairs (about to break my neck) with my pants and a handful of Hot Tamales stuffed in my mouth. :D





And now I'm going to go to sleep, and all of these delicious sugary Hot Tamales are going to cement into body fat because my brain and digestive system are like "AW HAAAAAAYYYYYLLLL NO! I'm tired too you jerk! You know what?! SCREW YOU. I'm not digesting this and burning it up. You can just let it TURN INTO FAT. YOU LIKE THAT?!"

And guess what?

I'm still eating those Hot Tamales. What can I say? I'm a bored eater and candy is DELICIOUS!

I need to control my eating habits...
-Helcar : (I'm really tired and I have a track meet tomorrow...)

oh and 'BTW'...when I said "I came running down the stairs with my pants and a handful of hot tamales shoved in my mouth" I did NOT mean that my PANTS were in my mouth too. I just wanted to clarify because I am the type of person that would read that wrong and think it was a lot funnier than it was...just sayin. :)

Le Premier Juin.

It is the first of JUNE! Gawsh this year has flown (and dragged at some points...) And I am THIS CLOSE (yeah yeah I know you can't see my fingers...you get the point) to not being a freshman. I won't say THIS CLOSE to not having to do anything for three months because that my friends would be called a LIE. All summer long I have sports and god knows what else going on. My typical morning will most likely be,
1. Wake up early
2. Bike to my school (about 4.5miles away)
3. Run (as in CROSS COUNTRY)
4. Go to basketball and die there

On the plus side Miss Leah (she's a super amazing awesome senior who you don't really know...) is the co-coach person for my basketball league! Lemme hear a woop woop!

Since I am having major issues with this whole "do homework" thing, I need to go.

Kill me now...
-Helcar o.-zzZZ (that's my one eye open 'is it over yet' sleeping face)

So Close, But OH SO FAR

WOW. It is almost the end of the year and I don't know what I am going to do with myself. This means that my sports will be ending (I mean sort of...) and I will be around my sisters ALL DAY. My summer is going to consist of basketball, basketball, more basketball, and cross country, and more cross country... Along with whatever else rears it's head. Plus I will have summer homework...woopee...sophmoredome is coming up fast. That means 2 YEARS until I am a senior. :O

Adding to all of this 'awesomeness' is the fact that my mother is a @#)(*% and I cannot handle my family, yet I am being stuck with them more. I thought being older was supposed to mean more freedom. Not less.

Right now I'm watching Underworld: Rise of the Lycans. So I'm going to leave you with that.

I know you'll miss me...
-Helcar :P

Oh. My. Glob.

It is WAY too hot out, and the conference meet for track is tomorrow! Plus I'm sick...so it's Robitussin, Airborne and allergy meds for me tomorrow :) And no, I am NOT a druggie because Airborne is vitamin immune booster stuff, and I need to take my allergy meds. Don't judge me. Anyhow, I've lost all of my "get my work done" ness and I don't understand my math right now. Anyone know how to find the zeros of a polynomial using factoring and synthetic division? No? I didn't think so...and neither do I.

I'm screwed no matter how you slice it...
-Helcar >.<;

What defines the line between poetic or creative and flat out crazy?

BRAVO!

O.M.G. cue the crazy giggling because my sister is a GENIUS (Victoria that is...). Have you ever been around a guy who drowns himself in Axe cologne or body spray and you just about die? Well Victoria has deemed this phenomenon the "Axemosphere" like 'atmosphere'? Am I the only one who thinks this is COMPLETELY genuis? So next time you end up behind someone who needs to lay off the spray, just tell them that "They're killing you with their axemosphere"!

HEEEHEEEE!
-Helcar :D

Oh Me Oh My Oh Pizza Pie

If anyone is still out there, that's awesome. If not? Well I am a pretty irresponsible blogger so...yeah... Just wanted to say hey to everyone while I'm on my sick day. I really don't WANT to be home, but my asthma is kickin my "you-know-what" and I have a bunch of homework that I didn't get done. So no track meet tomorrow for me. You might want to call my friends and make sure that I don't do anything crazy! Justs kidding...sort of... But yeah! Track started (WOOOOOHOOOOOO!) and as far as I know I'm doing hurdles, high jump, throwing (I REALLY prefer discus but I'm not sure what my coach will have me compete in) and hopefully the 100m (I say hopefully because there are a LOT of sprinters) so yeah! That's about it...for now. I'll be back eventually to give a longer post, but right now I'm supposed to be doing an essay that I have gotten nowhere on!

ttyl...
-Helcar -.-

A Very Merry Unbirthday TO: YELLA!

Fancy This! My first legit post of the new year (yes I know how pathetic that is, seeing as it is...um...the SIXTEENTH of February!) And that date that my interior monologue just mentioned also just happens to be a very special day! It is the day that my best home-slice Alley was born! So go here and tell her happy birthday! OR ELSE. I will hunt yoyu down and make scary teenager faces at you! Just kidding. But seriously, who doesn't like birthday wishes! I don't have any fancy pictures or anything like she had, but I can list 15 things about her! (Since shes a big 1-5)



1. She has a dog named Jack (who is significantly less cool than MY dog Rio)

2. She doesn't like frosting.

3....or pineapple.

4. Shes lactose intolerant or whatever and has some MAJOR issues with sugar and dairy.

5. She eats it anyways, then talks about how it's going to kill her.

6. She is NOT a hater of Bear Grylls

7. She definatly could be defined as a hater of Les Stroud (Survivorman)

8. Her brother is friends with a bunch of idiots.

9. She prefers Xbox over Playstation

10. She has to look at both sides of chips before she eats them. (Or at least with Doritos)

11. Her definition of "dirty" (like rooms and such) is pretty sad.-A few things on the floor is NOT dirty-

12. She'll eat really random things to see what they're like.

13. She ate bird millet last time she was at my house. (see number 12)

14. She's a lefty but she opens her locker with her right hand.

15. She's obtained the honor (or torture...depends on the viewpoint) of BFF status! (But that's old news)



So HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOME SLICE! The next one's a big one, so don't blow all of your birthday energy now!

You know what you could do as a birthday present to her (and me, incase you missed mine on the 7th) Is tell 3 people that you're following to follow her (and me) ! Since we BOTH love our followers (plus shes all about people reading her writing.) Remember to go HERE and inital HERE and sign THERE and FOLLOW...and tell her happy birthday :)

Bon Anniversaire Yella! (Thats happy birthday en francais)

-Helcar <:)% (the symbol is like a party horn if you use your imagination...a LOT...)

Jeeze O-Pete

Is it love when you stick with something because even though it can make u nervous and frustrated and flat out pissed, it can also make you super happy and proud and amazed and a zillion other things, and you constantly want to work harder to be better considered love? Because if it is, then I may be in love with basketball. Someone help me. Before I lose my mind.

BEAR GRYLLS HAS A BLOG: beargrylls.blogspot.com i LOVE that guy :) just saying. did you know he was the youngest briton to reach the summit of everest at 23?

You've Had a Bad Day

Wow. Great day right? My mom kept me home from my friends (who apparantly had a GREAT time) for multiple "reasons" that she consider's valid, but in the end just seem like nothing to me. On the other hand, I am slowly gathering movies from around my house that I like and I know my sisters would mess up. I'm hoarding them in my room! :P I'm going to a movie right now (which actually kinda makes me mad) so I'll give more details later.
-Helcar >:(

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