2am news flash!

lol well, as you may or may not have noticed, i'm up at 2am. i'm reading Brisingr (3rd book in the Eragon series-i had started reading it a while ago, but one of my family members moved it and i sorta forgot about it, so now i'm just starting it over.) so anyways, as i was reading i came to the realization that parker isn't the person ranked lowest on my list of people! in fact, he never has been! he's somewhere around 4th from the bottom, or second, depending on how you look at the people ranked in the bottom slot(s). either way, it's quite an accomplishment, because if the scale goes from -100 to 100, these people are -105, and parker is only like -85. i'm not even sure what prompted a thought like this...wait! ...nope....nothing. i'll let you know if i remember. but anyways, the champions of the "i dislike these people" side of my people spectrum are....
drumroll please!
Cameron, Jesse, and Robert Meyer!
these three obnoxious people lived down the street from me when i lived in Virginia!

They were all pompous, obnoxious, "i'm so awesome" jerks and i had to deal with them ALL THE TIME. cameron is a year older than me, jessie is victoria's age, and i'm not entirely sure how old robert is. i think he was a kindergardener at the main time i was around him. maybe not, because alexandra was only in grade k, so maybe he was a preschooler....idk. it doesn't matter that much, because the point is, he was an obnoxious idiot and he was really young.

in fact, he was such a fantastic person (as my voice drips with sarcasm) that he would ride around on his big wheeler, flip people off and curse them out. oh, and try to hang out with alexandra. ALL THE TIME. (creepy!) but you may be saying to yourself, "oh he's young! he was probably just mimicking people and not knowing what he was doing!" but TRUST ME. he knew.

so either the meyer brothers are all tied for first, or i have to rank them from worst to "best". and now that i'm thinking on the topic of people i dislike, another person comes to mind that is quite possibly still below parker. (and by below i don't mean above. i mean they have a number lower than whatever i gave him above-i'm too lazy at this point to try and scroll up to see. lol) and that person is amanda l. for those of you who are unaware, she's matt's (my friend in virginia. ) sister. mandy gained the favor of alexandra (she's easily swayed.) but i don't like her.

mandy spent the time she was around me (and i was around matt) to taunt both of us. she was constantly talking about how we were such a cute couple and crap like that. i wanted to kill her. needless to say, it was completely obnoxious, and eventually, others followed suit. such as his other sister sam. most of the time sam didn't really pay much attention to us, so she's kinda a little (like a few points) below neutral. but she got in her remarks too.

plus, mandy just over all wasn't very nice to most people. she was the meanest bus patrol ever (i was in either kgarden or 1st grade (i think) when she had her rain of terror.) adnd when she "graduated" from Bennet Elem. she would stand at the bus stop and curse out kids on the bus that were talking out the windows at people. and one time she flicked someone off. idk why though. i did my best to try and ignore her most of the time.

and then when i went back to visit some of my neighbors like the summer after i moved, i was walking by their house, and their mom was out trimming trees and she was like "HI! have you seen matt?" and i was like no and she said "well he's down in the cul-de-sac if you wanna go talk to him" (their mom was a nice person.) and so victoria and i were walking back to go down and talk for a couple minutes, and i barely got to the edge of the fence that bordered the corner of the cul-de-sac, and i heard mandy and cameron (my 2 favorite people. not) talking, along with a few other people, and so me being the brave person i am, i turned around and decided that it wasn't worth it, and hoped i'd see matt wandering around before i left. and i heard this evil shriek (not really, but it was really loud) that was like "RACHEL!" and so as i tried to speed up and act like i hadn't heard anything, a whole gang appeared behing me and mandy was like "HI!" with this really weird look on her face that was sorta friendly, but had a "MWUAHAHAHAH!" that went with it. and victoria and i turned around and were faced with cameron, his gang of loser friends, mandy and matt (who looked serious, as usual).
it was kinda funny in a way, because if we had a table in between us, which we unfortunatly didn't, we could've been going through a drug deal, because our "gangs" were facing each other for like a 30 seconds, not really saying anything, more like observing each other. but anyways, after the 30 sec observation period, i was about to say something, when mandy pushed matt forward half like he was some sort of offering, and half like she was trying to shove him into me (you know like in movies where guys and girls' shove two people together, forcing an awkward hug) and mandy snickered, and cameron smirked, and matt turned a little red and half turned and glared at mandy. and by doing this, she TOTALLY ruined it, because we probably could've chatted or something, and it ended up being really awkward and it was kinda like
"hi"
"hi"
"soo...."
"yeah"
"so how's it goin?"
"good"
"cool"
"yeah"
"well...um...bye..."
"...bye"

and then i kinda fled the scene. so i don't like mandy.

in fact, i'm debating ...and....i've decided. mandy and cameron are tied for 1st, and then robert, and then jesse. and then someplace floating around 4th (or 5th, if you skip 2nd since there are two 1st's . which doesn't really make sense to me, but i've seen it done.) is parker. i think.

i very well might think of people...wait! i just thought of more people that top him. felix and curtis lee. i'll put it this way since it's almost 3am now. they're both really annoying losers that i would very much enjoy beating up. or paying someone to beat up so i could watch. i don't know which one i would get more enjoyment out of (now that i sound like a total freak show jerk.) and i think felix is at 4th and curtis is at 5th.

i'll just leave it that way. at this point, i'm done with thinking this out a ton. i know i don't like them, not quite as much...you know what screw it! actually no. neveremind. i haven't been blogging for an hour this late at night just to say screw it. so this has been quite an interesting night! or morning....whatever. so in all reality, parker is at like 6th (or 7th-see the reasoning for this in the paragraph below the convo block.) , which migt make some people happy. maybe not. maybe they won't really care. i'm thinking they aren't gonna care. but anyways,


maybe its just the fact that i have like no patience most of the time, but there's a lot of people i dont like...
-helcar -_@;

btw, if you were wondering, that's a "dazed+half asleep+"oh wow"+pissed off because i was warm and comfortable and now i have to go to the bathroom+wanting to get back to my book because this post turned out longer than i thought" face. yeah. i know. it's messed up, but at 3am, so am i.

P.S. and now that i think about it even more, (i thought i was gonna stop thinking. i guess not.) since all of these people are below him, parker is only like a -75 or so (possibly higher), because there has to be room to space out the other people, because there's a little bit of a gap between some of them i'm sure, and i'm not gonna mush 'em all together, because that messing everything up and leaves the amount of dislike for a number much too high. that's the point in a bigger number range; to leave enough room to distinguish between different levels of annoyance. we wouldn't want someone in the middle of the lower half to be grouped with the upper part of the lower half, because they're DIFFERENT LEVELS. have i lost you yet? because i'm not even sure i've been making sense. oh well. sigh. good night. or morning. WHATEVER!